Live, Laugh, One Direction.

You like one direction. I like one direction. We're already best friends so come talk to me whenever you feel the need to x

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musicveinss:

7-tease:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

lolzpicx:

GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate

hahahhAHAHAHAA

musicveinss:

7-tease:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

lolzpicx:

GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate

hahahhAHAHAHAA

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mishasminions:

bl-ossomed:



LOL AS IF I HAD A SOUL TO BEGIN WITH

mishasminions:

bl-ossomed:

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LOL AS IF I HAD A SOUL TO BEGIN WITH

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trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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TONIGHT…

average-fan-girl:

On another episode of Zayn Always Looks Better, join us as we follow the boys of one direction on their endeavor with frigid cold wind and witness for yourself the single most important truth: zayn always looks better

Here’s an exclusive sneak peek 

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the moment of truth

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and that, my friend, is the underlining truth which holds our world together

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)

Customer:

“Excuse me, sir?”

Me:

“Yes, ma’am?”

Customer:

“I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”

Me:

“Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”

Customer:

“Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”

(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)

Me:

“We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”

Customer:

“Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”

(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)

Owner:

“Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”

Homeless Man:

“Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”

Owner:

“I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”

Homeless Man:

“Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”

(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)

Homeless Man:

*digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”

Owner:

*to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”

Homeless Man:

“I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”

(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

brallieshipper4win:

skoeskebloesk:

Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?

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yeah

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which 

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?

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yeah

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which

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?

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YEAH

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WHICH

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ONE

I realized this some time ago. All the high school musical plots are basically the same in different settings/ time periods.

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suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

(via alone-helpless-hopeless)

this-isawasteland-myonlyretreat:

This show should’ve never been canceled.

(Source: dumb-gay-fuck)

loserberries:

every show on nickelodeon has made some boob jokes and no one has noticed until now

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weloveshortvideos:

Was looking for a toy cat for my niece when I found this devil-possessed thing.

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merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

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discoveringdaniel:

grimdarkthroes:

no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

An anthology of short stories by college students

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